The Weekend

After a long stressful week at work, and finally paying his rent. Big Al decided that he should throw a company picnic at the carnival behind the Finch Pointe apartments. The idea came to him on Friday while Al was watching Adventure Time on his stolen 52'inch TV. During the commercials, Al noticed an ad that the carnival was in town with all the rides he used to enjoy as a kid. So he thought him and his employers should have a company picnic at the park and then have fun later on at the carnival. It was a brilliant idea, because he can shut his workers up about not having any company activities, and the idea of saving so much money was a perk as well! So he called up his smart-mouthed accounted Moesha to spread the news throughout the staff about the picnic."Hello!?" Said Moesha in the most rudely tone of voice possible. "I want you to tell the entire staff that i am planing a picnic tomorrow at 10:00am". Before answering, Moesha let out a sigh that would make a person with asthma feel uncomfortable."Alright" With the feeling of her hanging up, Al hurried to inform her about one employee who was not invited to the picnic. "Moesha!" Al yelled. "What!" "But do not invite Steve, he does not work with us anymore"Al stated. "YOU FIRED STEVE!" Moesha asked with much excitement."Yeah, that lazy joker was costing me money" "Okaaay" Moesha said with nervous written all over her voice. "And oh yeah Moe-!" But it was too late, because the notorious smart mouth had already got off the phone.

While Al was waking up the next morning, he heard a series of loud hip hop music coming from next door of him. "That damn Keezy Le'Breezy needs to tap dance his ass of a cliff!"Al mumbled to himself, as he drags himself to the bathroom like a zombie off the Thriller video. "It feels good to save money" Al said to himself as he begins to brush his teeth.

Surprisingly, the picnic was a great success. A majority of the employees found a new respect for their greedy,and selfish boss. After refusing to ride a majority of the poorly built rides, Big Al decided to ride the notorious "Rock and Roll Rattle". After that Al decided that he was to old to be staying out late and decided to hit the sack. After saying his goodbyes to his loyal staff he noticed that there was a school bus full of Pre-k students on the side of the road on Elms Street. "I hope their parents know its 10:00pm?" Big Al said to himself. Once Al reached his apartment suite, he took a shower, ate a bag of greasy churros he got from the fair and began to fall to sleep. But once he began to start his slumber,his telephone began to ring. Nervous that it might be the IRS, Al decided to let the phone continue to ring and let it go to voicemail. Once the caller  went to voice mail Big Al picked up the phone. "Who is this?" Said Al. But the unknown caller just began to breath heavily in his ear. "Dont play on my phone!" Al yelled "Your wasting my minutes!" But the caller just continued to breath heavily. Just right when Al was going to hang up on the caller, the caller just made only two comments. "Your dead Al!" But right when Al was going to respond to the comment, the caller had already hanged up the phone. "Who was that?" Al said to him repeatedly as he went to sleep.