The First Strike!

"I Got You Baby!" Was the only thing Big Al could hear as he pulled him self out of bed, glaring at the alarm clock/ radio. "Damn you Sonny and Cher" Al said as he walked to the badly cleaned restroom. "Come on!" Al yelled as he squeezed the last inch of toothpaste out of the container. With more than an hour to get to work, Al finally had time to eat breakfast and watch the local news for once. After spreading the icing onto his two toaster strudels, Big Al sat down on his stolen couch and turned on his TV to the local news. After 6 seconds of watching the television, Al quickly jumped up as he discovered that there was a fire at the carnival that he was at that following night. "Wow" After Al finished his breakfast, he grabbed his lucky coat from the coat rack and headed for the door. As he opened his door, he found a little girl scout getting ready to ring on Al's doorbell. "Would you like to buy some cookies good sir?" Said the little girl with a smile that would make Shirley Temple look like a gangbanger. "You got any thin mints?" Al asked while reached for his wallet. "Sorry just sold the last box to the man next door. But I have tagalongs!" "Get the hell out of here!" Al yelled as he snatched his hand out of his pockets. The little girl sprinted off calling for her mother as Al went the other direction and headed down to the elevator. While in his his daily traffic jam, all Al could think about was that random call he got from his unknown stalker. "It was probably those darn kids prank calling again" Al said to himself as he pulled up to the used car lot that he owned. As Al pulled in, he noticed that all his employers were rallied outside his office. "Whats going on here!" Al yelled as he adjusted his belt around his huge belly. "Somebody threw this brick with a note on it" Said one of the workers."Let me see!" Al said as he disrespectfully snatched the note from his employer. As Al read the note, the only person he could of thought of was the unknown caller and the two words he told him. Your Dead!.