Intro (Big Al)

 The day started off like any other day for Albert Jefferson. You would probably think a owner of a used car lot would be living pretty large. But the only thing large about Big Al is his belly and his greed. As Big Al poured his milk onto his named brand cereal, he heard a huge knocking sound coming from the front of his apartment door. With much caution, Al moved quietly to the front door and looked through the peep hole to see who was knocking on his door in this earliest of hour.With no surprise it was his dreadful landlord asking for his pasted due rent."I hear you in there Al!" He announced."Its been two weeks since your monthly rent was due, and its time to pay up!" with that, Al wrestled his company jacket from the coat rack and whipped it around his shoulder like Batman on the brink of a crime. He slid open the balcony window and glanced down to his escape route. Now by taking one glance at Big ole Al and you would probably think he doesn't have the fastest 40 time on the planet. But when it comes to losing money, Big Al could turn into Usian Bolt in a heartbeat. As Al reached the bottom of the fire escape he glanced back up at his balcony window and saw the notorious landlord glaring at him with great rage. "One more day Al!"He yelled. "You got one more day!" Al sprinted to his car with great speed, swiped the parking ticket from atop his windshield and pulled off in his 97 Volvo. As Al was suffering from the early traffic jam, he was beginning to grow hungry. So he decided  to turn around  and head for his favorite doughnut shop on Moth St. As he was beginning to make his extremely dangerous u-turn, he was "rudely" cut off from a PigglyWiggly delivery truck. "Rate my driving?!" Al yelled,while pumping his fist out the window. "Ill give you a rating alright!". As he watched the truck continued down the road, he could of swear he saw the truck drivers middle finger raised from outside of the truck's window. After getting his usual from the doughnut shop, Big Al started his way to his used car lot that he owned to kick off another long day.