Free Time Part 2

"Watch where your going old timer!" Said the rude celeb as he pushed Al to the side. "Who the hell is yo-" Al started to say as he finally realized who he was talking to. "Your not a celebrity!" Al said as he pointed at the once famous music star. "Do you know who your talking to?!" said the artist. "I'm Vanilla Ice fool!" Al looked at the rude star for a quick moment, and the started to laugh loudly. "Are you kidding me!?"You haven't had a hid in about 10 years! And the only hit you had was stolen so you went bankrupt!" Al said with a playful smile. "Your broker than me man!"Every girl in the crowd gasped as they glared at Al. With that, Al slowly moved towards his car with caution. As Al left the so called palace he noticed a long line coming from the tattoo parlor on Black Ave. "Whats going on there?" Al asked himself as he passes the highly anticipated event. As he passed, he noticed his crazy next door neighbor Smookey standing in line. "I bet he's going to get a picture of superman on his leg since he a Soulja Boy fan" Al said with a slight chuckle. As walked up the steps towards his apartment he heard a loud scream coming from where his apartment suite is. Al slowly walked up the stairway and noticed a small group of people crowding his door. "Whats going on here?" Al asked as he walked towards the small crowd. As Al walked in between the small crowd he saw his dreaded landlord on the ground with multiple stab wounds. "What happened Frank!?" Al said as he knelt down beside his former arch enemy. "It was some dude who said he used to work for you" Frank said with his last dying breath. "What did he look like?" Al asked. "He had a ski mask on, but he told me to tell you that this was strike two" Frank said as he spat out blood. "No " Al said to himself. "You really don't have to die here" Al told him. "The hospital is right down the street". Frank and Al began to laugh. But the fear of his stalker remained sealed deep within.

Free Time

After a long day at work, Al decided to revisit one of his hobbies he loved back in the good old days. So he headed down to Garret Lanes to bowl and clear his mind from all of the nonsense he's been dealing with throughout the week. As he pulled in the parking lot of Garret Lanes, he noticed that somebody was getting shoved in a circle. As Al parked his car and began to walk to the entrance of the bowling alley, he noticed that the guy getting shoved in the circle was Jose Guapo. "Man have times changed" Al said with a slight sigh as he walked through the door. After a long session of bowling, Al decided it was time to hit up Fu-King Chicken. Once Al started his car, he heard gun shots from inside of the bowling alley. Once Al heard the gun shots, he ran to his car and quickly escaped from all of the commotion. Once Al pulled up into the parking lot of the Japanese eatery, he noticed that that it was closed for the day."Come on!" Al said as he made his u-turn out of the restaurant's parking lot. Al decided that he was going to head to Lee's Greens. As Al parked noticed a small crowed surrounding Queen's Palace. Al decided to invite himself to the local activities. So when he arrived to the Palace, he noticed a stretch limo pulled on the side of the side walk. "Oh my god its him! Yelled a random girl with a poster with the the words "Ice Ice Baby" written on it. Finally the limo driver opened his door and jogged to the other side, and opened the back seat door and held it until the so called celebrity. Once the famous figure finally stepped out the limo the crowd let out an outstanding uproar. "Who the hell is that?" Al said scratching hid balding scalp. "Why do old people have to ruin all the fun?" A girl said, giving a glare that would scare Chuck Norris. "You really do not know who that is?" The girl said. "No" Al said, still being angry for the calling him old. But before the girl could tell him who the famous person was, the famous person made the biggest mistake of his life. Bumping into Al.

The First Strike!

"I Got You Baby!" Was the only thing Big Al could hear as he pulled him self out of bed, glaring at the alarm clock/ radio. "Damn you Sonny and Cher" Al said as he walked to the badly cleaned restroom. "Come on!" Al yelled as he squeezed the last inch of toothpaste out of the container. With more than an hour to get to work, Al finally had time to eat breakfast and watch the local news for once. After spreading the icing onto his two toaster strudels, Big Al sat down on his stolen couch and turned on his TV to the local news. After 6 seconds of watching the television, Al quickly jumped up as he discovered that there was a fire at the carnival that he was at that following night. "Wow" After Al finished his breakfast, he grabbed his lucky coat from the coat rack and headed for the door. As he opened his door, he found a little girl scout getting ready to ring on Al's doorbell. "Would you like to buy some cookies good sir?" Said the little girl with a smile that would make Shirley Temple look like a gangbanger. "You got any thin mints?" Al asked while reached for his wallet. "Sorry just sold the last box to the man next door. But I have tagalongs!" "Get the hell out of here!" Al yelled as he snatched his hand out of his pockets. The little girl sprinted off calling for her mother as Al went the other direction and headed down to the elevator. While in his his daily traffic jam, all Al could think about was that random call he got from his unknown stalker. "It was probably those darn kids prank calling again" Al said to himself as he pulled up to the used car lot that he owned. As Al pulled in, he noticed that all his employers were rallied outside his office. "Whats going on here!" Al yelled as he adjusted his belt around his huge belly. "Somebody threw this brick with a note on it" Said one of the workers."Let me see!" Al said as he disrespectfully snatched the note from his employer. As Al read the note, the only person he could of thought of was the unknown caller and the two words he told him. Your Dead!.

The Weekend

After a long stressful week at work, and finally paying his rent. Big Al decided that he should throw a company picnic at the carnival behind the Finch Pointe apartments. The idea came to him on Friday while Al was watching Adventure Time on his stolen 52'inch TV. During the commercials, Al noticed an ad that the carnival was in town with all the rides he used to enjoy as a kid. So he thought him and his employers should have a company picnic at the park and then have fun later on at the carnival. It was a brilliant idea, because he can shut his workers up about not having any company activities, and the idea of saving so much money was a perk as well! So he called up his smart-mouthed accounted Moesha to spread the news throughout the staff about the picnic."Hello!?" Said Moesha in the most rudely tone of voice possible. "I want you to tell the entire staff that i am planing a picnic tomorrow at 10:00am". Before answering, Moesha let out a sigh that would make a person with asthma feel uncomfortable."Alright" With the feeling of her hanging up, Al hurried to inform her about one employee who was not invited to the picnic. "Moesha!" Al yelled. "What!" "But do not invite Steve, he does not work with us anymore"Al stated. "YOU FIRED STEVE!" Moesha asked with much excitement."Yeah, that lazy joker was costing me money" "Okaaay" Moesha said with nervous written all over her voice. "And oh yeah Moe-!" But it was too late, because the notorious smart mouth had already got off the phone.

While Al was waking up the next morning, he heard a series of loud hip hop music coming from next door of him. "That damn Keezy Le'Breezy needs to tap dance his ass of a cliff!"Al mumbled to himself, as he drags himself to the bathroom like a zombie off the Thriller video. "It feels good to save money" Al said to himself as he begins to brush his teeth.

Surprisingly, the picnic was a great success. A majority of the employees found a new respect for their greedy,and selfish boss. After refusing to ride a majority of the poorly built rides, Big Al decided to ride the notorious "Rock and Roll Rattle". After that Al decided that he was to old to be staying out late and decided to hit the sack. After saying his goodbyes to his loyal staff he noticed that there was a school bus full of Pre-k students on the side of the road on Elms Street. "I hope their parents know its 10:00pm?" Big Al said to himself. Once Al reached his apartment suite, he took a shower, ate a bag of greasy churros he got from the fair and began to fall to sleep. But once he began to start his slumber,his telephone began to ring. Nervous that it might be the IRS, Al decided to let the phone continue to ring and let it go to voicemail. Once the caller  went to voice mail Big Al picked up the phone. "Who is this?" Said Al. But the unknown caller just began to breath heavily in his ear. "Dont play on my phone!" Al yelled "Your wasting my minutes!" But the caller just continued to breath heavily. Just right when Al was going to hang up on the caller, the caller just made only two comments. "Your dead Al!" But right when Al was going to respond to the comment, the caller had already hanged up the phone. "Who was that?" Al said to him repeatedly as he went to sleep.

Intro (Big Al)

 The day started off like any other day for Albert Jefferson. You would probably think a owner of a used car lot would be living pretty large. But the only thing large about Big Al is his belly and his greed. As Big Al poured his milk onto his named brand cereal, he heard a huge knocking sound coming from the front of his apartment door. With much caution, Al moved quietly to the front door and looked through the peep hole to see who was knocking on his door in this earliest of hour.With no surprise it was his dreadful landlord asking for his pasted due rent."I hear you in there Al!" He announced."Its been two weeks since your monthly rent was due, and its time to pay up!" with that, Al wrestled his company jacket from the coat rack and whipped it around his shoulder like Batman on the brink of a crime. He slid open the balcony window and glanced down to his escape route. Now by taking one glance at Big ole Al and you would probably think he doesn't have the fastest 40 time on the planet. But when it comes to losing money, Big Al could turn into Usian Bolt in a heartbeat. As Al reached the bottom of the fire escape he glanced back up at his balcony window and saw the notorious landlord glaring at him with great rage. "One more day Al!"He yelled. "You got one more day!" Al sprinted to his car with great speed, swiped the parking ticket from atop his windshield and pulled off in his 97 Volvo. As Al was suffering from the early traffic jam, he was beginning to grow hungry. So he decided  to turn around  and head for his favorite doughnut shop on Moth St. As he was beginning to make his extremely dangerous u-turn, he was "rudely" cut off from a PigglyWiggly delivery truck. "Rate my driving?!" Al yelled,while pumping his fist out the window. "Ill give you a rating alright!". As he watched the truck continued down the road, he could of swear he saw the truck drivers middle finger raised from outside of the truck's window. After getting his usual from the doughnut shop, Big Al started his way to his used car lot that he owned to kick off another long day.